she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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