Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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