So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
