How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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