There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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