I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
The ass gains better be worth it
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