i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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