That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize