AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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