I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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