she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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