So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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