you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just cropdusted the office
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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