So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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