The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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