Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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