Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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