what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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