Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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