I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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