google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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