Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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