Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
