Rock
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Fuck
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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