i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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