My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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