girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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