You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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