Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't turn off my feet"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.