so that wasnt chicken after all
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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