Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks