4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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