My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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