You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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