i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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