my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She bit a glass in half.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me