Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing