Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.