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smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne

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(734): smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne http://tfl.nu/p5m6

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if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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(609): if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow http://tfl.nu/srq6

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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.

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(502): You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes. http://tfl.nu/c0ti

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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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(919): My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning. http://tfl.nu/jpte

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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

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me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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(513): woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her (513): me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you.. http://tfl.nu/01sh

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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?

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(316): i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight? http://tfl.nu/82sl

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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...

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(614): I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice... http://tfl.nu/gtdb

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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.

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(570): Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore. http://tfl.nu/xw8g

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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?

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Jail. That could go wrong.

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(901): Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong? (325): Jail. That could go wrong. http://tfl.nu/f51a

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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.

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(254): The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight. http://tfl.nu/ef2o

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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!

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I want to be you.

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(541): Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!! (306): I want to be you. http://tfl.nu/x9vb

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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.

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(248): Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime. http://tfl.nu/xtk5

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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.

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(902): Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure. http://tfl.nu/e9kb

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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.

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Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?

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(615): I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend. (1-615): Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist? http://tfl.nu/x9n9

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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.

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(214): White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs. http://tfl.nu/ocpx

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