Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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