i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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