He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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