You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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