If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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