let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We talked him into tasing himself.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
