Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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