Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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