so that wasnt chicken after all
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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