if i can run in heels then i can drive
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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