sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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