He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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