I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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