I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
This house was built for laser tag.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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