Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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