it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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