I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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