I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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