I think im going to throw up on grandma
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she told me i tasted like america
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
