you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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