I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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