I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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