don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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