of course. lets lasso hookers.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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